Is there a way to fake a blood test to say i have diabetes?
Thursday, January 28th, 2010 at
11:17 pm
helpme? asked:
i need a way to fake a blood test. to tell them i have diabetes. will drinking two bottles of coke before the test help?
i need a way to fake a blood test. to tell them i have diabetes. will drinking two bottles of coke before the test help?
P/s im very healthy and i do not have diabetes
im not out of my mind. you see, my friend is supposed to go for the militaries. he is weak and not capable of the harsh training. the only way he could get out from it is if he had a sickness or something.
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errr…why do you want to pretend you have diabetes!?!?!
Erm n y would you try fake sumfing lyk this?
why in h*** would you want to do that??
diabetes lifestyle is very restrictive and when facing insulin jabs it isn’t particularly nice either!!
GET A LIFE!!
Why would you want to pretend? Any person with diabetes would love to be able to be in your position.
Get a life.
You can’t fake a blood test for Diabetes. You will have to do a fasting glucose and C-Peptide test to measure the amount of insulin your pancreas is producing. The endo will also measure your A1c’s to see how high they are, if your not diabetic, the test results will come out normal. Also, drinking coke will not increase your blood drastically since your pancreas is working fine and will even out the sugar w/ insulin by the time you get to your test.
Why would you want to fake it? Well it will never happen because you don’t have it, drinking two cokes will not change your blood test.
Sorry.But I agree with everybody else.You can’t fake it.It will come out normal if your healthy,which you are. I don’t know much about military,except for its alot of work. Im assuming you cant get out so easily.And the lutinant wont allow it.
In the first season of prison break the main character takes a drug that causes high blood sugar readings and tricks the prison doctor to thinking he has diabetes, sorry I cant remember what its called but that could be a good avenue to try. Better get watching season 1 of prison break.
Okay well, eating would be your best bet. Eating a bigger meal preferably. But, if the person checking you knows anything they would realize the sugars levels are bs.
And you think you’re not out of your mind? Ha ha. Anyway, you can’t fake diabetes, you can’t make your blood glucose go out of range if you’re healthy, your body will take care of it. Try faking another disease, maybe you’ll have better luck.
A few reasons you don’t want to be diagnosed with Diabetes. A diagnosis of Diabetes is for life. If you ever, and I mean ever, need to buy health insurance on your own, it will be extremely expensive. There is no cure at this time so it will stay on your health records and be used to set health insurance rates, life insurance rates (if you can get any), etc. At this time, you can not be a commercial airline pilot if you have Diabetes. Why in the world would you want this disease as an excuse to get out of anything?
Ahhh the fake blood sugar….. Try putting sugar and other sweet stuff on your fingers before the test
Wow…this has got to be the weirdest….First of all, it would never work, since you’re not diabetic. Your body has a healthy peacreas capable of righting the wrong, and if you spike too high with coke or which ever, your pancreas WILL secrete extra insulin and bring it back to normal faster than you can say “jack rabbit”…besides, your A1c will be normal. You would also be sent for follow up tests…how would you be able to fake them all? IF your friend is unable to make the line in the military…I’m sure they’ll figure it out. There’s another condition that is worth looking into….it’s called Facticious Disorder.